(embarrassing) things that I really, really love

I am in a bit of a crafty lull this week, due to school. God, it seems like that is always getting in the way.

Anyway, I thought I would share with you some dirty little secrets...


1) I am seriously obsessed with the Deadliest Catch. It's sooo good.

If you're not in the know (shame on you) it's a show about crab fishermen in Alaska. They have the most dangerous job in America.
Seriously. I don't know what it is, because normally I am not really a reality show type of person, but this just sucks me in. I think part of it is that the fishermen remind me of men from the midwest? Strange, but true.
I love the way they all act like such hard asses, but then when something goes wrong, they turn out to be total softies who really love each other. I'm not gonna lie, I have cried more than once watching it.

And it's exciting! Seriously, I get to pumped every time they're bringing up a pot because I just want it to be extra full because it makes them so happy!

2) My newest favorite meal is a vegan blt that I make not vegan by putting a fried egg in it. It sounds weird, but totally amazingly delish. If you want to make one, and you do, here's how: toast two pieces whole wheat bread, spread each side with veganaise, cook three pieces faux bacon and place on one side of bread, cook a fried egg, breaking the yolk, and put that on top of the bacon. Top with tomato, lettuce and other piece of bread. drool and enjoy.
yum.



3) Rhubarb

I love everything about this weird vegetable. It's delicious. And it makes the ONLY sort of pie I like.


4) Late night religious infomercials.

Enough said.
These things are like crack to me, I can stay up all night watching them. They're so often just so weird/sad/horrifying/hilarious.

5) I Know Who Killed Me

Okay so there is this movie. Staring LiLo. And... And... I just... It's hard for me to explain, because it's bad but I really truly deeply love it with all of my being. My best friends and I watch it about once every six months. Mostly because we meet someone who will appreciate it's awesome/horrible-ness as much as we do.
Anyway, so in this movie... Lilo is a stripper, or, wait, she's a college student writer, or, I mean, she has a stigmata, or I mean, she has to sew her own finger back on, or I mean, wait, she's a piano player!
And her piano teacher happens to also make prosethetic limbs.. as a hobby.
And also, there is a lot of color symbolism.
Oh, and weird sex with a fake leg.
And endlessly quotable lines such as:
"WHO. CUT. YOU!!!!!"
and
"Is that all I am to you? A way to relax before the game?"
So much awesome horribleness, so little plot. It is SO worth your two hours. Do it, just do it.